O......It's this Wen. the 20th! The spring Equinox. Isn't the day you can stand a egg up?

I am sure I heard about some wild spring cupcake wearing spring festival in some town.

Who's working out for the first day of beach weather?

You have the mower ready? Yes sir that is a fraking mower!

Make sure you are sober that day. It tends to come out better in the long run.
WHAT? That's like living without TV! Who could live like that?

This is what God made us for in his image. To love up a good lady and mow the green grass.