Sure it's a weekend to drink green beer and enjoy the Irish way of life. It isn't a weekend to drive your car wasted and get caught. It isn't a nice weekend to get trashed and punch your wife's face in. Get a dam clue on how life can be.
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You too can be a drunk crossed eyed dude in a hat hanging around the pub enjoying the life of Irish kings.
You can enjoy the wi-lashes down there too.
You can piss green in the morning just like any other good Irish man or lady.
Build a cool man's room and they (whores) will come. Just make sure your lady is working late.
Search through alleys out back of the bar. Never know what treasures are there.
Put some goofy shit on your ride and take a drive around town (before the drinking).
Get drunk, just remember when you get real bad no one is really your friend. They will leave you behind. they will pretend not to know you when the police come. You will end up waking up alone in the lock up.
Take those hot chicks on a ride (in a cab) to their apartment (not yours).
Go get a drunk breakfast. There is no meal better then a drunk breakfast. Nothing ever tasted better.
Out of all of this always remember this is your best friend. It will keep you alive and well. No police for you my friend. Just fun.
At the end of it all find a (WILLING ) partner and put on a good show. Wake up the neighbors with some interesting sounds. Not shouting and gun fire. Not screams of anger, screams of lust.
Just the final advice. Don't get drunk enough to forget there are sketchy girls out there and you don't want to wake up looking at one right next to you.
http://www.newzjunky.com/police/coplog130317sun.htm
Here's a whole bunch more fresh off the police report. Not many heard the word.